Satan’s Affair will visit you on Halloween every year.

We tour the nation, providing the best meals, exhilarating rides, and spooky haunted houses. And one execution at a time, I purify this globe with each town that passes.

I hide inside the walls, singing lullabies to the rotting souls of those who smell of evil and delivering my judgment.

You can’t get away from my henchmen once you’ve been selected; they indulge all of my cravings.

You can hide or flee, but it just makes me happy.

Come on.

Wander around my dollhouse, where your cries will be muffled and your adorable little requests will be ignored.

However, I cannot guarantee that it will end soon.